In A Dystopia, Candied Pickles Exist.
You were just trying to have a regular afternoon, surrounded by normal people and eating normal food, I’m sorry. You may want to reconsider your position because one psychopath on the internet opted to bypass the “should I post this?” deliberation and simply posted their candied pickle. I’d say I’m sorry, but you need to see what mankind is like first-hand before you can judge.
