TurtlesAreDumb Let’s Get It Trending:
Across the room, Jane Goodall is delving into the questions that the rest of us are too afraid to ask. What exactly are the source of turtles’ overdramatic behaviour on the internet and their choking on straws? They watched the video and then looked down at their Starbucks straw, and they knew in their hearts that it was all fake news. Thank you for your scientific opinion and for using such a fantastic hashtag!
